10. Nuts, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
You really whacked that one.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty
I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And the number one thing
that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up, I need to wash my balls first