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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Golf

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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Golf but Aren't

10. Nuts, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked that one.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

1. Hold up, I need to wash my balls first

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